It fucking hurts : Chapter 1
"Alasdair Kirkland, I will kill you !"
Alasdair burst out in laughter at the sight of his girlfriend cursing at him as she tried to get her soaked hair out of her eyes. His laugh didn't last long as an absolutely unmanly shriek escaped his lips when he felt two hands against his back, pushing him in the pool with Francine.
"Ah ! Who's laughing, now ?!"
"Gilbert, ye asshole ! Get yer ass over here so I can spank it !"
"No way, the water will wash away the sunscreen. And do you know what happens when a poor albino like me is left defenceless under the summer sun ? The same thing that happened to your back !"
The redhead frowned and pouted childishly when reminded about the freaking huge sunburn he got at the beginning of the season. He may have more resistance to the sun than his albino friend but his skin was still extremely sensible and easy to burn.
"I will have ye know that it's hard tae apply sunscreen on yer own back !"
"You should ha